Ditto, Bear!!!

Ok, so they know the alarm works, but at 2am they hear it go off again.  Believe it or not they didn’t believe it was another bear.  You got it.  The next morning they realized it had been another bear because all the wire was down.  Were they laughing?  Oh yeah.  They did sleep with their guns.

They set everything up again and decided they would heed the warning of their alarm system.  I know, you’re asking yourself, “Well, did they take the trash out?”  George said they did take it out on a regular basis after the bear scare, but like many households it was always the question of who’s turn it was.  They were probably like the odd couple.  Dave would tease George about his cooking.  He would tell him he was a good cook but he would rather look at Marlene (His wife) instead.  George would tease him and call him honey.  They razzed each other about everything.  Dave’s only job was to make coffee in the morning to get George out of bet to cook breakfast.  Problem was, I think Dave had never made a cup of coffee in his life.